a tutorial of sorts

I was busy cleaning up the family room when I heard Calvin piping up from the front room.

Sitting atop the desk{as is his custom} he said,

"Mommy, I can draw a picture of bird poop".

At first, I thought nothing of his outrageous claim--I was busy cleaning! Then I remembered that they are only little once. So I stopped in my tracks and said, "Oh really? Let's see it!"

Lo and Behold...

And for all you DIYs{do-it-yourselfers} out there, here is a tutorial just for you. Instructions by Calvin, age 5.

1) Color a little black spot

2) Color over your black spot with a white crayon.

It's as simple as that folks! You are now well on your way to making your very own bird poop. Imagine the possibilities. You can totally fake out your husband by coloring it on the front window of his car. No? Alrighty then!

Thank you Calvin Jack, for taking the time out of your busy schedule to enlighten us!