Sitting atop the desk{as is his custom} he said,
"Mommy, I can draw a picture of bird poop".
At first, I thought nothing of his outrageous claim--I was busy cleaning! Then I remembered that they are only little once. So I stopped in my tracks and said, "Oh really? Let's see it!"
Lo and Behold...
![](http://lh5.ggpht.com/_br8D75fnmQs/TH2KLJ7DKFI/AAAAAAAAJf0/JMp5GZlzOTQ/IMG_8002.jpg)
1) Color a little black spot
2) Color over your black spot with a white crayon.
It's as simple as that folks! You are now well on your way to making your very own bird poop. Imagine the possibilities. You can totally fake out your husband by coloring it on the front window of his car. No? Alrighty then!
Thank you Calvin Jack, for taking the time out of your busy schedule to enlighten us!
I love boys.
ReplyDeletewhat a cutie!
ReplyDeletehi, i found your blog through my friend autumn. i just have to comment that i literally laughed out loud to myself when i read this. so funny! i have a one year old boy and i can't wait for the moments like this! hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLove his creativity. Def. better than some of the so called art out there...
ReplyDeletethis is GENIUS!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletei love it.......
in fact,
i think i may zoom down the hall to our art teacher and share this with her :)
thank you calvin jack for this inspiration, hehe!!!!
omgoodness, funniest thing ever!
ReplyDeleteoh, and thanks for the instructions Calvin! We'll be sure to draw our own bird poop!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness - this killed me.
ReplyDeleteI just cracked up at my desk while at work!
yessssssssss printing out the tutorial for miles.
ReplyDeleteTHIS is why I read your blog. I need a good laugh every now and then... there is never a dull moment in your household. I have fallen in love with your boys. When are you coming back to Precepts... I miss you. Claudia
ReplyDeletehow artistic and realistic! I'm so glad you shared Calvin's newfound ability with us... because one never knows when one might need to bust out some bird poop, after all. :)
ReplyDeleteThat is so freakin' HILARIOUS! What a cutie! I did not know how to draw bird poop. Learn something new every day! :)
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